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28.1.11

It's Amazing the Things you can Accomplish Between Semesters


So my mother recently started buying me all those little Nintendo-themed tins with cheap candy in them. My favourite tin is the bombbomb (which isn't actually a tin) and my favourite candy can in the little mushroom. By far the most disgusting was the Wii remote gum. The pepperminty flavour lasts a few seconds but the puke-like aftertastes goes for the whole shot. I look forward to filling it with juicy fruit. As a side note about gum, I cannot see, smell, or taste Big Red without instantly going back to my first years back in Canada after living in Scotland. Never in my life had I tasted so much cinnamon power.


The main point that I was getting at when I started this post actually had nothing to do with gum. It occurred to me last night that while I'm totally fine with video companies making me candy, the fact that Dove makes chocolate is utterly disturbing. Where did they even come up with that? It's like SyFy showing wrestling. It just doesn't sit right. Toothpaste people coming out with a chocolate. That might make more sense. Get some minty flavours going on.


Another thing my mother started doing is playing solitaire on my DSi. I love buying on there from the shop. I do it when I've spent the day on the internet looking at all of the cool games that I can't afford. They're cheap, and you can buy like three of them in one pop, so it's just great. Plus that little present that shows up on the menu is just adorable. One of my favorites is Art Style: BOXLIFE, which I heard of from Kotaku. It's basically a game about cutting up nets to make cubes, but it's done really well has adorable music. It's set up as a sort of office room-style game; if that makes any kind of sense. I highly recommend it though. I like Extreme Hangman as well, which has the awesomeness of replacing the noose with a army of zombies; luckily you have a shotgun, but when you make a mistake, the zombies take a chomp out of your arm. And that's just one of many scenarios like ninja attacks and profanity filtering killer chalk erasers. The only problem is that I'm worried about running out of words. It does have a few (but not enough) cool genres, like Comics and Comic Heroes. And Doctor Mario is just generally nice to have.

I keep wondering about those music game's they've been pushing lately, but I don't want to waste my money. Anyone know anything about them?


News from life in Trinidad: I went outside today! I'm not going to lie, it was scary. The outside world is a strange and frightening place. But it was well worth it for what I saw. I went to the botanical gardens in Port of Spain and took some great shots. They even had what I like to call (since there was no sign) the retro 80s tree.







You see how I shit you not. The only thing it was missing was a big leg warmer wrapped around the bottom of the trunk.


















































Does this trunk not look like a giant octopus? Because it really was GIANT. See the menacing eye? It's watching you.












In the fanfiction world, I finally finished a new AU science fiction Zelloyd for the Tales of Symphonia section. It was a birthday present for Thingbe. Last April. But it's done now, and should be up tomorrow or the next day. I'm quite proud of it. It's pretty long, which is pretty short for me, and focuses a lot on the characters and their relationships with each other in this cool, post apocalyptic world. I started it a few months after I finished reading 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' by Phillip K. Dick (Blade Runner if you don't know it, and it's an awesome read) so you'll see some influence of that in there. All you really need to know is that Zelos has a pump action shotgun. Oh! And that Yuarcy's in it. Yuarcy being the pairing of Yuan and Forcystus; it and science fiction Zelloyd are both my personal contributions to the ToS fanfiction page. The other scifi Zelloyd (currently the only one) is a one shot I wrote about moon colonization. It's called Founder Effect. And if you like my writing, Touche is an AU crossover high school fic that I'm collaberating with Thingbe on, and although it updates slower than molasses ever could, it's got a great plot coming. And because I'm going links crazy here, this is an AU 1940s fic (also ToS) written by Thingbe, it's called Carry On. I love it.

9.1.11

You are my Lava. You are my Friend.

After thinking about it, I can honestly say that my lava lamp is one of my most prized possessions. Few things in this world can compete with it's elegance, it's creative power, and it's general cool-factor.

When I look at it my mind goes into a wonderfully blank state. The outside world is nothing, all that matters is that little globular sphere of molten wax and it's epic journey. First escaping the land of the heating blob, and when it finally breaks free, its captor sends it off, almost acknowledging it's desire and conquest. The parent blob propels the glob at top speed as it races for that far off haven; the top of the lamp. It climbs and climbs in the slow dragging speed of the liquid, hardening all the way. It becomes darker and darker as it begins to see that its dream will never be achieved, and he falls back to the blob to heat once more. But fear not! Our little sphere returns! It bubbles and plops its way to individuality one again, this time larger, stronger, and most of all faster against the dirge of the liquid. It shoots up, leaving dribbles of wax drifting in it's wake, and it drives up, up, up; until finally we witness the culmination of all the hopes and dreams a little blob of molten wax could have as it reaches it's prized home. For a moment, the darkish wax left behind from last night's race ponders whether or not this new sphere is worthy of the uppermost station, but as we join our little blob in spirit he cannot lose, and the pressure he places on the darkish scraps proves too much. They blend; they join! Victory is ours! Yet even as we rejoice for our little blobs happiness, a new hero begins to protrude...


You can work out all of your issues in there. You can sort out all of those thoughts or ideas that you just can't get out of your head. It's particularly wonderful with music added, but just looking at it on it's own is a wonderful visual enough. One day I'd really like to do some art on my lava lamp. Maybe something in watercolour, to really bring that glow into it. It'd be cool to have an entire room lit entirely by lava lamps of all types and sizes. You'd probably feel like lava after being in that room, but it'd be so worth it. Especially if you were high. I've never been high myself, but I can only imagine how cool a lava lamp must be if you're high.


In general, the world needs more useless but cool ingenuity like the lava lamp. Does it serve as a particularly useful lamp? No. Is it practical in any way? Well, why should it be? The lava lamp is amazing and it knows it. It doesn't need any other purpose than to look cool.


Like it says, quite truthfully, on the cylindrical box, "Lava Lamps: The Original Shape of Cool".


I really don't want to study for my math exam.